This place has history, and if the walls could talk, boy , the stories they would tell- Whispers of Bernard's missed putt on the 29th of September in 1991 can still be heard- Rumblings of Roy's winning putt at M5 still echo in the hallways- Murmurs of Rory's dominant performance muffled out in the halls - But the locals still tell a story of a small, under developed underdog of lad from a middle to high class family, who came to the Ocean Course looking for redemption. Redemption from being the forgotten son. the ugly twin, his identical brother stealing all the good looks and penis girth and length- He came to this very same bar on that fateful morning to have a cranberry juice , to settles his jitters and his cramps- He prayed to the god almighty, to let this be his day- He played fabulously. Carrying his impotent partner thru the front nine. He and his caddy were one-diverting trouble while absorbing his dream coming to reality-he couldn't miss and he was playing at his very best in the most critical time of his life- And then.......he looks over at his caddy for advice in the fairway on 16-he has his hand out asking for his wedge while still looking at his target- no reply- no club- He turns around to find his caddy being baffled by the baffler- a definite NO NO for any team in contention- The caddy from this point on, is completely retarded and utterly useless- No matter, he can't be denied- he leaks a little oil on 17, but comes to 18 knowing he has the lead- He tugs his drive a little left and his ball ends up on the cart path. But, he digs down deep and he struck the purest rescue club he ever hit in his life right then.  Just a chip and a 2 putt wins He skulls his next shot over the flag and rest 35 feet away- a 2 putt wins a 2 putt wins!!!! Well, he nervously hits his first putt and it rests 14 feet from the hole- 14 footer for glory!! Sadly, he just sniffs the left edge of the hole, and it comes to rest 9 inches away- Deflated and knowing now that extra holes will  determine the outcome- he angrily sets up to ram it home, and misses the putt!!!!!! He misses the putt, he missed the first putt, he missed the second putt and he missed the third putt! Thus ending his pathetic little dream, and sending this oversized dwarf into a bout of alcoholism, he hasn't come out of yet. AND MATTY 4 PUTT WAS BORN-

 

Stop by, have a beer, and listen to the story for yourself!

 

And if you see him, give that kid a hug- and throw some coins in his hat-